SLAVE4U

Medication: SLAVE4U
Duration: 177s
Usage: x1 during a blue moon (aural use ONLY)
First Filing: 09.25.01
Audiologist: Corbyn Marstein, AD

    • Terra, Pulsar-23, Cosmos (SOMA Laboratory)

    • Subharmonicon (Moog)

    • Gout

    • Tapeworm (Taenia Saginata,Taenia Solium, Diphyllobothrium Latum)

    • Kidney rash

    • Inflammation relief (acousto-sematic histamine receptor inhibition)

    • Accelerated IGE response rate

    • Increased tolerance for Keanu Reaves

    • Arrhythmia (temporary)

    • Human papillomavirus (HPV)

    • Heterosexulaity

    • Avoid use of mirrors during and immediately following session.

    • Call your mother.

    • Consume at 65-75 dB via flat frequency response stereo equipment (20 Hz to 20,000 Hz range preferred); maintain equidistant head position between speakers to accurately represent the stereo field.

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